I knew that today was going to be a good day when I awoke to a facebook message from my friend that said:
"i spent tonight at a weird work dinner entertaining a CREEP named GORDON. then i had to take him and his boring friends out for drinks and then i got home and had a package and it was something i ordered friday night while not in a proper state of mind (like now) and it is a box of 50 owl finger puppets! why would i order that?!"
Here's some other things that are keeping me entertained today: